Sun lovin’
It’s around this time of year that I tend to start craving a little sunshine. Going somewhere warm for a week or so is pretty much exactly what the doctor o...
Work
Bearded lady in frilly panties shocker
And that was the week that was. Or at least part of a week anyhow. It all started on a wet and windy St Andrew’s Day night, which for those not up on special...
Burning down the mouse
Now you know I’m not really one to complain. Hey! Enough of the sniggering at the back. Damn kids. But in all honesty I do tend to (or at least try to) avoid...
2007 is fast approaching
Would you Adam n’ Eve it? A week into 2006 already. At the risk of sounding like a stereotypical parent “ Where did the time go?” It seems like just yesterda...
Lottery winner
would claim I had an algorithm. An algorithm so cunning that foxes all over the country were plotting, deep within their their dens, to steal it. And algorit...
Snowballs’ chance in hell
So it hath arrived. The 1st working day of 2006. Shockaroonie. Turns out that I might have supposed to have been in Derby today rather than in the nice, warm...
Happy New Year
Yes, Happy New Year to you all, even if it is like 3 days late. I would like to say I’ve been enjoying a relatively computer-free 2006 so far but unfortunate...
Tis bloody friesian
Bloomin’ typical. Heating breaks down in the office just when it’s coldest. I swear someone up there doesn’t like me. So, not only I am working today, but th...
Smited
When you get a puncture on the way home from work you’re unlucky. When you get two within the space of a mile you know you’ve somehow pissed off The Big Man....