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Burning down the mouse

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Now you know I’m not really one to complain. Hey! Enough of the sniggering at the back. Damn kids. But in all honesty I do tend to (or at least try to) avoid...

2007 is fast approaching

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Would you Adam n’ Eve it? A week into 2006 already. At the risk of sounding like a stereotypical parent “ Where did the time go?” It seems like just yesterda...

Lottery winner

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would claim I had an algorithm. An algorithm so cunning that foxes all over the country were plotting, deep within their their dens, to steal it. And algorit...

Cattle-ytic converters

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Looks like those pesky scientists are getting bored again. Having solved all the serious problems in the world they’ve turned their attention to the addition...

Snowballs’ chance in hell

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So it hath arrived. The 1st working day of 2006. Shockaroonie. Turns out that I might have supposed to have been in Derby today rather than in the nice, warm...