We’re in the money

Ladies and gentlemen. I am now rich. Oh me, oh my. Oh yes, for on Saturday evening I did indeed win the lottery. But alas, I am unable to give you all money as my winnings were smaller than Colin’s desire to return to work. I won the lowest amount you can win, a paultry £10. Still, better than a kick in the teeth.

Being the lazy bugger that I am, I bought my ticket online, and didn’t bother to check the numbers. Then, on Sunday evening an email arrived telling me I was a winner and to visit their website. Well, let me tell you, I was as excitied as a puppy chasing a new squeaky toy. As I entered my login details I was imagining the tens of thousands I had won, and tentativly wondering if maybe it was a million or two.

After login a pop-up greeted me (after I told FireFox to allow it, such was the level of my excitment) but it still did not tell me my winnings. I had to visit my account before I found out it was a tenner.

But, fear not. This is just the start of my winning streak. Mark my words. Soon I shall be rich, and smite you all.