Productivity

Wooo. Productive weekend. Well, more productive than usual at any rate. I got a haircut (yay), I defrosted the fridge (boo), I did some shopping (grrr) and I purchased teh bike (super-yay).

Oooh yes, it’s a sexy little number. Errr .. ok .. so it’s a bike. But it’s lighter than a bag of sugar (almost) and goes like shit off a shovel (assuming I pedal hard enough). But, most pleased I am with it, is what I would say if I happened to be a small, green thing who frequented starwars movies.

Today I headed back over to the mountain bike circuits in good ole’ Pollok park and bravely attempted the blue run as I did back in February. Now, maybe it’s the speedy new bike, or maybe it’s cause the ground wasn’t as muddy as a …. er … muddy field, but it was a piece of cake this time.

This led me to try the red run, which was fun with a capital eff (that would be Fun then I guess) until the point I christened the new bike by (rather unspectacularly) falling off. I would give you the reason why, but needless to say I it boils down the me being an ass. However, you’ll all be super-glad to know that no damage was sustained. At least to the bike.

And on that note I’m off. I shall leave you with this, brief monologue which just made me spit orange juice over my laptop screen. Damn you to hell!

-> Paradox returns after 2 mins, 27 secs
Paradox says: "OMGWTFHUGESPIDER!!!11!"
Paradox says: i eventually had to run after it with a glass shouting "FEAR ME !!!"
Paradox says: thank god i caught it
Paradox says: its bigger than yer mum
-> Paradox is away

(Yes, no photo today cause it’s late[ish] and I CBA) Moo!